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Some Short Stuff

December 6, 2020

In order of favorite to least favorite:

  1. Baby giraffes
  2. Baby carrots
  3. My temper

The Husband would like me to add tadpoles, but there is some question on if they are short or just simply legless.

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Short Sunday

November 29, 2020

My one year old daughter is half my height. Is she really tall, or am I just extremely short?

Here’s a helpful life tip:

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Short, Short Term Goals

November 22, 2020

I think it’s high time we shortly discuss my short term goals. Here are all the things I would like to accomplish, or perhaps even fall short at:

  1. Learn how to fold swan napkins. I suppose I could settle for ugly duckling napkins.
  2. Eat a donut. Try and stop me!
  3. Grow 1/4 of an inch without the use of dangerous GMOs or high heels.

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Short Sunday Survey!

November 15, 2020

Happy near-ish Thanksgiving! In honor of the close-ish holiday, I have a question for you:

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If you were a turkey, what horror movie strategy would you use to survive Thanksgiving?
If you were a turkey, what horror movie strategy would you use to survive Thanksgiving?
If you were a turkey, what horror movie strategy would you use to survive Thanksgiving?

Sunday Shorts

Middle Child Syndrome

November 8, 2020

My second-born dog son has begun regressing. Someone bring DeWalt a treat or some much needed attention STAT!

Just a little baby pupper looking for belly rubs and neck scratchies

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Assistance Required

October 18, 2020

How often do normal people eat tacos? 

When prepping our weekly menu, I realized I serve my family tacos quite frequently. Tired? Tacos. Tuesday? Tacos. Troubled? Tacos. I am thankful for tacos, but I am most thankful for a husband who has almost as much of a taste for tacos as I.

 Am I feeding my family appropriately? Please respond.